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I received a call some time ago from hood friend who lived in Denver, telling Pokemon sex storys she had a really great guy for me to meet. He had grown up in Los Angeles and was going to be back in L. I was less than enthused. A guy who lived in Denver? What good would that do me?

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He almost passed out in my car…but I drove us back to the restaurant so he could get some coffee…and I left soon after. We saw three girls looking at us from upstairs but we paid them no mind and we continued looking. I was Women pissing stories mad and embarrassed that I just got up and left.

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She invited me in, which I refused. I should have run in the other direction when he showed up and mentioned that my shirt was a little tight. When I met him the first thing I noticed was that he did not have a six-pack, but a pouch.

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