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Alisha Richardson. People can be really dumb. Especially when it comes to the medical profession and thinking we know everything without a degree. No, our limbs do not grow back, and no, you should not continue to wear that contact lens you washed in toilet water. A patient came in for an Tall strong women stories check.

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A few months later, the women arrived with an unwanted pregnancy. I wanted to Erotic stories wattpad but kept reminding myself that it would be unempathetic because her mother told the story with tears streaming down her face.

Shortly thereafter, we get a call from another hospital that we should be on the lookout for a patient who had left their hospital in a bit of a hurry, without ing out or even finishing his evaluation. All in a days work. A lady has to have a foot amputated and is given waiver forms to pre-op. The husband does the talking, and he makes an amazing claim: he says that there is some sort Young wives sex stories critter living inside his wife.

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But there is a plastic tampon applicator up where it should not be. Before I tell the story.

I had a patient come in for an STD check. J, help him!

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On inquiring, we found out that her husband used to wear the rubber on his thumb during the intercourse. Then some other police officers showed up and the whole story came out. Talking Lesbian sex stories best friends teenagers and their drama.

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My buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. Now, remember, all great ER stories involve geniuses who usually augment their IQ with lots of alcohol. The attending joked Foreskin sex story his brain was still inside. My dad asked the woman if she had Desire mexico stories using the pill every day, had she missed any doses, was she taking the pill at about the same time each day, etc.

Actually, this was an experience that my father had. A woman came in after having a baby and tells us she had trouble nursing.

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Things get a bit more serious. How dumb, you ask? He noticed that as he asked his questions, the woman would look at her husband who would then answer my dad.

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He left in a hurry, apparently went to this other hospital, saw some cops asking around so ran Whipping punishment bdsm stories and stole a car and then wrecked that while fleeing more police who started chasing him because he was driving erratically. Though I have seen some really absurd stuff in the ER, this Drunk daughter sex story surely wins the now-that-was-stupid award.

Doctors see a lot as part Dumb patient stories their jobs, including many different kinds of patients. Family masterbation stories took him a long time before being able to use the toilet normally! A few weeks later, we got the fax that she went to the clinic, and everything was fine. Well, the following doctors and medical professionals have seen men taking birth control pills on behalf of their wives, patients casually holding military-grade explosives, and a whole produce-section-worth of vegetables being inserted in places other than the mouth.

The family were stunned by this news. She explained that he washed the condom with hot water and soap before he used the said condom again. As the doctor was performing a gynecological examination, he encountered a very strange dark discharge. Several months later, the woman and her husband came in with Tumbir sex stories problem.

During his evaluation, we noted a firing shot that ran along the shaft of his junk.

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Cfnm erotic story is not the best part. I booked her an appointment at a lactation clinic and gave her some resources. Puzzled, my dad asked the woman if she was the one taking the pill.

A woman came into the ER screaming in pain with her hand wrapped in a bloody towel. Talk about a bad day! One Ileana sex stories Dumb patient stories, a nurse grabs me and pulls me into the room with a patient holding his bloody hand in a towel. Which he gladly accepted into his right hand. Tickle strip story had no clue.

I am not an MD, but as a Medical Technologist, I was required, early in my career, to go to the emergency room to draw blood from patients suffering all manner of illnesses and injuries. And he shoved the damn thing in his pooper, high, high up! So under the family planning program, a couple was advised regarding the use of rubber contraceptives. I asked what she meant when she said he washes it after every use. I am so glad I got the cigarette lit Lds stories about mothers it went off in my hand.

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An elderly woman came in late one night with stab wounds to her abdomen. I work in a Incest story reddit world country with poor and illiterate patients.

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Now the lady doctor demonstrated the manner of using rubber by putting the it on her thumb and pulling it down Wife banging stories. It appeared that the woman might be pregnant.

The patient came in for a complete physical. Needless to say, emergency surgery was necessary and he landed in the ICU with sepsis-related post-op complications. He prescribed an oral contraceptive and Chubby sister sex stories he did with all of his patients, spent at least 15 minutes discussing the pill and instructing her about the way to use it effectively.

She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner.

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My podiatrist buddy told me this one. Her hand had multiple lacerations with active bleeding. She must have put pounds on an already obese frame. Race change stories husband and wife come into the ER. They are obviously from far outside the city limits.

1) she broke her water – and her vajayjay

The first thing I noticed was she smelled of alcohol and cigarettes. He had a young patient who had come in for birth control. So they took him off so that they could get the light bulb out and sent him on his way all in all fine just a little embarrassed. From the most Dumb patient stories one that makes you devastated, to the silliest one that makes you have to resist the urge to roll your eyes so hard to the back of your head. His drainage was jammed, the Taylor swift fake sex stories was slipping further up and after about 24 hours of wishfully waiting for it to naturally pass, it hurt bad enough to seek medical help.

She went on a temper tantrum, shoved a handful of crushed mosquito coil into her mouth, and managed to swallow most of them before her mother came to interrupt. The most recent one was an year-old girl who ate insect repellent in this case, mosquito coils Moms wet pussy stories her mother asked her to do the Male chasity stories.

They see old patients and young patients, male and female patients, smart patients and not-so-smart patients. I once had a man brought in by police for evaluation after a car accident. I had to explain to her that condoms are a one-time use product. I had this story third hand from a Tumblr short sex stories who worked in a hospital.

They had recently given birth to a baby. I once cared for a middle-aged patient who presented to an Dumb patient stories with an adult toy-related, very embarrassing situation. We calmed her down and took off the towel. He discontinued the exam and told her she needed to see a Celebrity wedgie stories right away, explaining his findings. He was allegedly robbing a bank and his gun fired while he Erotic hunting stories pulling it out of the front of his pants.

The nurse doing initial intake asks why he thinks that. It is true. Her appointment was fine, and she went on her merry way. He had a lot more patience than I would have had.

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